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KYLIE MINOGUE staged her first concert since beating breast cancer yesterday and it was as if she had never been away.
The singer delighted her fans in a series of astonishing lycra zentai and gyrated energetically with scantilyclad male dancers as she performed her hits.
A sell-out crowd of 10,000 cheered as she took to the stage in Sydney for the first night of her Showgirl Homecoming tour.
It was hard to believe that it was only 18 months ago that she was diagnosed with the disease. Since then she has had a lump removed and endured chemotherapy that made her hair fall out and left her already tiny frame looking gaunt.
Now she is well again and she proved it in style, showing off eight outrageous outfits from designers including Dolce & Gabbana,costume spiderman, Pucci and Karl Lagerfeld.
Kylie, 38, kicked off the concert in a showgirl costume by John Galliano, with a pink plumed headdress and jewelled bodice with huge train made from ostrich feathers imported from Paris.
Another outfit featured a black PVC minidress with laced knee-high boots and giant cockatoo’s plumed headdress.
The Australian star also appeared in a head-to-toe leopard print catsuit complete with animal ears on her head.
A further costume change found her in a sequined miniskirt and a top streaming golden ribbons, with a punk-like peroxide wig over the blonde hair that has grown back since the chemotherapy.
Later in the show she wore a Pucci silver spiderman costume with matching silver headdress and a multicoloured swirled cape.
She also appeared in two full-length golden gowns and a sequined jacket teamed with a pair of printed culottes that bore a picture of Dame Edna Everage.
Kylie had to cancel her Showgirl tour when she was diagnosed with breast cancer in May last year but promised fans she would return once she was better.
Speaking before yesterday’s show, she said: ‘Just to be here and have the opportunity to do it,spider costume, I feel quite proud of that.
I’m thrilled to be back. I’ve been looking forward to it for such a long time.’ Her performance yesterday was the first of 20 concerts in Australia before a series of dates in Britain in January.

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-fitting catsuit for her latest role as a rubber-clad dominatrix.
 Although she enjoyed playing out the part for ITV’s Trial and Retribution VIII, she admitted that being pregnant didn’t help with the sexy spandex zentai she had to wear.
 Victoria’s character, DCI Roisin Connor, has to don a tight rubber zentai – complete with high heels, plunging neckline and whip – to go undercover at a sado-masochistic sex

club in a bid to solve two murders.
 The sexy 31 year-old said: "Of course there were times when I felt uncomfortable. But generally speaking it was great fun and strangely liberating.
 &quot,Spiderman Costumes;I suddenly became a lot more forthright. I’d snap ‘no, yes, no, yes’ when shown cheap zentai !"
 But Victoria, now seven months pregnant, said she had to keep going for refits after filming the series during the early months of pregnancy.
 "I had to go back to the House of Harlot to ask for refits," she recalled.
 "There was a particular need to keep carrying out readjustments to the top half of the outfit as I grew bigger and bigger.
 "I was absolutely delighted to fall pregnant but here was an occasion when I wanted to be as slim and as fit as a butcher’s dog and instead I was getting grumpy if I didn’t eat

every three to four hours.
 "No wonder my costume needed re-fitting,&quot,zentai suit; said Victoria, who is a member of one of Ireland’s wealthiest families.
 The Smurfits – her dad Dermot and uncles Michael and Alan – have made a fortune out of the packaging business.
 Victoria, who lives in Dublin with advertising and marketing company boss husband Doug Baxter, said Doug found it no surprise that she was cast to play a dominatrix-type.
 "He told me: ‘that’ll suit you perfectly!’ she said.
 The Irish actress, who hit the big time after starring in Ballykissangel, met her husband after agreeing to present a 1998 newspaper awards ceremony.
 They married in 2000 in a lavish ceremony in Surrey followed by a honeymoon on the French Polynesian island Bora Bora.
 As well as Ballykissangel where she played Orla, she’s also had parts in Cold Feet.
 But she got her big screen break in 2000 when cast as Weathergirl alongside Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert Carlyle in The Beach.
 Two years later she appeared as Suzie, a love interest of Hugh Grant’s character in the hit film About A Boy and the main character in Lynda La Plante’s Trial and Retribution.
 l Trial and Retribution VIII is on ITV1 on Monday October 11 and Tuesday October 12 at 9pm.

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EVERYONE’S talking about tightening their belt these days. It’s certainly tricky. I have just tried on a corset upside-down. But then, I am a burlesque beginner.
So, let me explain. The recent trend for burlesque clubs has gradually filtered down into the mainstream. These days, it’s becoming a theme for parties. Duly an invite arrived in my inbox to an "Alternative Winter Ball". It required "burlesque-inspired attire".
Apart from Dita von Teese, you could say my role models for this world were limited. It seemed to involve wearing old-fashioned scarlet lipstick and having even more old-fashioned bosoms. The first I could buy. The second I could also buy, but that would be a major decision. A corset seemed preferable to implants.
The big 36DD question was: where would one get a corset? I looked online. The cheapest appeared to be GBP 145.
Next day, I happened to walk past a moody nightclubbing emporium on my way to somewhere else. My inner corset detector – a new impulse – was activated by their window display. I reversed. Corsets started at GBP 130.
In Glasgow’s Princes Square, I noticed a more ladylike boudoir. I went in, and discovered their made-to-measure corsets were GBP 445. Stays were already making me feel faint, and I hadn’t put any on yet.
Slinking back to the clubbers’ boutique, I asked the least terrifying assistant about cheaper options. "There’s your Latex dress, obviously,Spiderman Costumes," she said. Obviously. "Any in the sale?" "Yes, they’re down to GBP 105." "Er, anything else?" After a moment, she said loudly "catsuits ". We stood beside a rail and contemplated a PVC catsuit. It was a moment that couldn’t be left unfilled, so I offered that it looked as if it might be quite warm. But certainly good value for GBP 54.99.
She waited outside the changing room, where I learned one should never try on a catsuit with ankle socks. The right leg went on, but it wouldn’t come off. I feared I might have to wear half a spiderman costume for the rest of my life. Finally, with a yank,zentai suit, it peeled away. On safety grounds, it was back to corsets. But I needed a credit-crunch corset. I was told of a stall in Camden Market, north London, and went there when working down south.
It was at that corset stall where the upside-down trying-on incident happened. But when the assistant indicated the right way up, the corset fitted. And it only cost GBP 40, turning this into a parable for our recessionary times. We can all tighten our belts, if we try long and hard enough. It also created my first ever cleavage. All in all, a day to feel proud. Stick out your chest, my mother would say. Finally I could.
When do we get iPick’n'mix?
APPLE is set to start making televisions. "Product transition" they call it. Beware of too much product transition, I say – and no, that’s not another Apple innovation, though the iSay could be a device for optimum communication, the rate they’re going.
Apple move into markets where they "can solve a problem for consumers". On that basis, an iTelevision is a good idea. Apple might end male dominance of the remote, by making pink ones. Or needy remotes that lie: "You haven’t touched me in weeks." Both would reduce men’s fondness for that device. They could also make remotes that aren’t held together by Sellotape within the month, thereby offering tape-less connectivity.
But Apple should beware of turning into an outlet that sells everything. Otherwise, we may be standing outside closed-down Apple stores, bemoaning their loss. One thing they don’t want to make is a mistake, by turning into iWoolworths.
I don’t know anything about football, but even I could have told you Phil Scolari wouldn’t be a success at Chelsea. He was never going to score – not with that moustache.
His sacking has increased my knowledge of the game, though. Hitherto, I thought Scolari was what an Italian striker called the school run.
His compensation has led to much mulling on failures, bonuses and football’s similarity to the world of finance.
Which makes me wonder: if football teams looked like going under, would the Government bail them out? Or would they just accuse them of taking a dive?

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THE Sixties are back with us this season and those women of a certain age could easily hunt their wardrobes for the items that defined that era.
 I can lay my hand on at least two tartan minis, a poncho and a costume spiderman with a memorable history.
 And, lo and behold, they’re back in high fashion.
 Had I kept up the exercises all these years I might even be able to get into them.
 Catsuits, in particular, were magnificent garments, and they were back in Belfast last week at the special show by retailers who are trying to entice southern buyers to the

north.
 Argos,Spiderman Costumes, which has got its fashion look together, have a stunning one for just pounds 29.
 They’re strictly party wear and nice with a pair of killer heel sandals.
 Argos have also dipped into the tartan minis.
 So, too, have Marks & Spencer’s but theirs is a bit more conservative teamed with a polo neck.
 Somehow, they look much better with the cropped tops.
 As for ponchos, I wore mine because it was fashionable and it proved a boon when I was pregnant.
 But that’s not how a poncho should be treated. With the chillier evenings they’re perfect for keeping warm.
 Argos, again, have two, one for glitzy evenings and another one in colour, just in case you want to head back to sunnier climes.
&nbsp,zentai suit;These three items will probably define this early autumn look.
 Also around are the suits in all kinds of tweed, the fringed chunky knits and duffle coats. Even the monochrome look made famous by Mary Quant and now taken up by Sarah

Ferguson, is back. Fashion hasn’t exactly moved forward this year but then the Sixties was a time of great change.
 We can’t forget the fashion, nor the music, nor should we.

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To pull off this look, however, be sure to choose a sweater or jacket
that has some width at the bottom. A sweater that ends in a ribbed cuff
that hugs the thighs will call attention to the very area that a big
sweater is supposed to camouflage.
For the truly daring, the trendiest garment of the season is the
catsuit,Spiderman Costumes, a full-length, one-piece unitard that covers the body from feet
to neck. It fits like a second skin and is designed to be the foundation
for a layered look.
While it seems like a simple way to dress (in the morning, simply put
on a spiderman costume and top it with a skirt and jacket, or perhaps a big sweater)
,zentai suit, the catsuit has its problems.
For one thing, it can be very hot, especially when it’s worn with
several layers on top. It can be claustrophobic. And getting the right fit
can be a challenge, even with the wonders of stretch fabric.
But those are minor flaws compared to the difficulty of getting out of
a catsuit quickly when the need arises. In fact, when Mirabella magazine
asked its editors to try out a variety of catsuits , "the bathroom problem"
was their No. 1 complaint. No one knows if it can be solved, but designers
have vowed to try.
Fortunately, it’s easy to approximate the look of a catsuit by wearing
tights and turtlenecks that match. In his fall collection, Isaac Mizrahi
showed lots of colorful separates layered over the foundation of white
turtlenecks and white ribbed tights.
 

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KYLIE Minogue has been ousted as Britain’s bestdressed woman – thanks to a hideous catsuit she wore on X Factor.
The pop star, 34, was dumped from the top spot by Kate Moss, and only made it into 19th place.
And Glamour magazine, who compiled the list, blamed it on the lacey black costume spiderman she wore on stage with eventual winner Leon Jackson.
It was a return to best dressed woman for Moss, who held the title for three years until 2007.
Magazine editor Jo Elvin said of the model: &quot,zentai suit;Kate’s back with a vengeance.
"Her maverick approach to fashion is an inspiration."
Actress Sienna Miller came second on the list, ahead of Scarlett Johansson.
Jessica Alba is the fastest climber, shooting up 23 places to number eight this year,Spiderman Costumes, just ahead of Keira Knightley and Victoria Beckham.
Presenter Cat Deeley, Tom Cruise’s wife Katie Holmes, Bob Geldof’s daughter Pixie and singers Rihanna and Beth Ditto, are all new entries.
Lily Allen and Coleen McLoughlin dropped out of the top 50, while Naomi Campbell is in the worst-dressed list topped by Britney Spears.

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"This is your chance to wear one of those Liz Hurley numbers," says an envious friend. Forget it! Safety pins won’t be up George Clooney’s street; besides, I don’t have those sort of breasts.
 A real fashion dilemma kicks in. I decide that I have really got to go for it, you know, get in to the caped crusader spirit of things. So, the question is should I do a Poisoned Ivy or a Batgirl look?
 I head to Soho for inspiration. First stop is Slinky’s in Walkers Court, next door to the Raymond Revue Bar, in the heart of rubber-land. "Do you have anything Batgirl-ish?&quot,zentai suit; I ask a large lady behind the counter (pink mohican, lots of leather and pierced eyelids), who shows me her range of PVC. I decide to try on a pounds 75 zentai .
 The catsuit goes on easily enough. . . Hold on, I didn’t realise there was a zip down there, too. Looks fabulous though; very Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman.  There’s something to be said for shiny PVC – it positively lights up the complexion. Unfortunately, I encounter a rather large problem in that I can’t actually move in it, let alone sit down for the duration of a film. I shuffle out of the changing room in the inflexible catsuit and ask to try on some rubber instead.
 A svelte black rubber dress (pounds 85 – these "fabrics" don’t come cheap) makes embarrassing squelching and slapping noises as I drag it over my body.  What a fit! Forget Lycra,Spiderman Costumes, there’s nothing like rubber to hold and lift. What’s more, I am very surprised that said dress has all the elements of this season’s trends; plunge neckline, back split (albeit far higher than was shown on the catwalk) and cut just below the knee. But will George Clooney get these subtle fashion nuances? I think not. Trouble is, I am totally stuck in an elephant-miming position with the dress caught under my arms, which are thrown in front of my body like a trunk. I daren’t ask for help from the big lady with pierced eyelids or the next-door changing room, which is giving off bizarre noises (it sounds like outfits are being tried on that involve chains). Eventually, I wriggle out of the rubber and the buying of very expensive Gotham-esque items.

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Actress DAME DIANA RIGG’s trademark catsuit from THE AVENGERS turned her into an overnight sex symbol – but the figure-hugging leather outfit was "a nightmare" to get in and out

of.
The television star – who played glamorous secret agent Emma Peel in the 1960s series – took almost an hour to disrobe after shooting scenes.
She recalls, "The leather costume spiderman I wore in The Avengers was a total nightmare; it took a good 45 minutes to get unzipped to go to the loo. It was like struggling in and out of

a wet-suit." FIGURE-HUGGING: black catsuit with ring detail, sizes up to 18, pounds 29 from Argos; PUNK: raunchy tartan pink mini skirt, pounds 17, from Argos; MONO-STYLE: black

and white check mini,zentai suit, pounds 15; NEW SEASON: red check mini, pounds 39.50, with black polo neck, pounds 19.50, and black felt floppy brim hat, pounds 18,Spiderman Costumes, all from Marks &

Spencer’s collectionCHIC: devore poncho, pounds 39, from ArgosSTYLISH: granite poncho, pounds 29.50 from Marks & Spencer’s per una collectiont.

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HERE’S an outfit that’s anything but Glamorous.
With her darkened hair, Black Eyed Pea Fergie, 34, stepped out in LA wearing this daring satin spider costume .
Big Girls Don’t Cry – but this costume nearly brought tears to our eyes..
WITH her mother out of the country, Elizabeth Jagger had all the time in the world to root through her wardrobe for something to wear to the Rolling Stones’ after show party.
And, judging by the outfit she chose, she was in there long enough to dig to the very back. That’s where, one assumes, Jerry Hall had hidden this dazzling canary-yellow catsuit.
Elizabeth, 22, a model, paraded the beaded and sequinned suit at Ronnie Wood’s West London home on Sunday.
She and her sister Georgia May, 14, were representing the Jagger clan for the night,Spiderman Costumes, as their father Sir Mick was tucked up in bed in his suite at Claridges.
The 63-year-old, still recovering from a recent bout of laryngitis, had gone straight home after the Stones’ two-hour performance at Twickenham rugby ground.
But his daughters two of Sir Mick’s four children with Miss Hall seemed happy to stand in his stead, and lingered until well after 3am before being chauffeured to their nearby home.
They spent the evening with the likes of Wood and his children Leah,zentai suit, Tyrone and Jamie, and guests including Keith Richards’s daughter Theodora, the actor Owen Wilson and footballer Michael Owen.
Richards, who Sir Mick had earlier introduced to the audience as the band’s ‘chief head-banger’ after his recent fall from a coconut tree in Fiji, threw a separate bash at London’s Landmark Hotel, and did not arrive at Wood’s until after 2am.
Miss Hall was holidaying abroad with friends, recovering from falling badly and spraining her leg as she tried to pull off a complicated dance move at a party on the eve of her 50th birthday.

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Catsuit look is travolting for ’scared’ Shaun
TAKE a butchers at EastEnders legend ‘Fat’ Barry Evans with his TRAVOLTING new look.
Gone are the naff sheepskin coats he favoured on his dodgy car lot on Albert Square.
In come skin-tight sequined costume spiderman that would even make Celebrity Big Brother grump George Galloway blush.
Actor Shaun Williamson, who played Barry in the BBC soap for nine years, is Scotland-bound in a stage version of the musical Saturday Night Fever.
He admits fans might be shocked by his bizarre new clobber…even though he lost TWO
STONE for the part. As well as
the zentais he has to squeeze into a pair of bum-hugging leather disco shorts as flamboyant nightclub DJ, Monti Rock III.
But Shaun, 40, reckons it could have been worse. They could have given him the role of swaggering Tony Manero that John Travolta made famous in the smash 1977 movie.
He said: "I would have loved to have been John Travolta in the show – but they couldn’t find a white suit big enough.
"You are going to see me prancing around in gear that they just won’t believe.
"Unfortunately, I also dance like a brick so I’ll probably put smiles on a few faces.
"But at least I’m a decent singer. My only worry is that I’ll end up as a gay icon."
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He added: "When I first saw the turquoise spider costume and the leopardskin outfit, my eyes began to water.
&quot,zentai suit;And then I was shoveled into leather mini-shorts. I was so mortified I lost two stone just to fit into the cheap zentai ."
The last time Shaun was in Scotland his EastEnders car dealer character Barry was shoved off a mountain and murdered by his scheming new wife, superbitch Janine Butcher in 2004.
But dad-of-two Shaun, who, lives in Kent, said: "Being killed in a glen hasn’t put me off coming back up north."
After his stint in Saturday Night Fever,Spiderman Costumes, next up for Shaun is a run in the second series of the hilarious Ricky Gervais telly show Extras. He said: "I loved being in it last time because Ricky is such a genius and I was chuffed when he asked me again.
"What I’d really love to do though is have a go at a serious dramatic role on television. But I don’t suppose my stage outfits get me taken any more seriously."
Saturday Night Fever is on at the King’s Theatre, Glasgow, from Monday until Saturday.

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